Henrietta we got no flowers for you
Just these three miserable cunts
Sitting on the back seat turning on the off beat
We know you love us and you probably do
Although you're husband may cut us
He's such an animal though everything is possible

Give us a kiss and maybe we can go out
It's hard to miss you when you follow us about
Buy us some shoes and maybe take us for cola
We'll get you there in some filthy big gondola

Clean out the bank and bump off your daddy
You can come live with us amongst the has beens and the addicts
These are crazy times down at Costello music
You can answer the phone and talk nice anyway you choose it
Come on
Oh come on
Oh come on

Dear Henrietta we're just three lonely boys
Though the girls love us we're so
Into you incredibly we'd love to see you terribly
We'd love to hate you but we don 't have no choice
Come be our wa ha ha ha
Honey, honey three four one time once more

Give us a kiss and maybe we can go out
It's hard to miss you when you follow us about
Buy us some shoes and maybe take us for cola
We'll get you there in some filthy big gondola

Clean out the bank and bump off your daddy
You can come live with us amongst the has beens and the addicts
These are crazy times down at Costello music
You can answer the phone and talk nice anyway you choose it

wa wa wa woooooowwww
wa wa wa wa wa wa wow
wa wa wa woooooowwww
wa wa wa wa wa wa wow

Clean out the bank and bump off your daddy
You can come live with us amongst the has beens and the addicts
These are crazy times down at Costello music
You can answer the phone and talk anyway you choose it
Come on
(repeat)
Oh come on
Oh come on
Oh come on
Oh come on
Oh come on